a-graham.com

Looking for ingenious? ... you found it!

27/08/2009

Same shit, different day. If you came across this page your probably looking for the BPM code port, some of my old music / remixes or you want to be a buddhist.

I cant help with the latter but for the other stuff please head over to http://ingenious.a-graham.com where I have mirrored my old site for your viewing displeasure.

Eventually when this site is finished you will be able to find all of the above content aswell as the material from the 6 years since then.

$.jgrid is undefined

23/06/2009

Thats right, the bitchin fix, a solution... to a very annoying problem. ($.jgrid is undefined) I could not find a fix for this yet its so simple.

YOU FORGOT TO LOAD THE i8n LANGUAGE FILE. DOH!

Bitchin' Offer of the Day

23/02/2009

Thats right we have teamed up with our good friends over at slapbitch.com to offer a free bitch slap to the next 50 visitors.

To collect your prize in accordance with the slapbitch t&cs please ensure you are available in the Fitzgeralds Beer Garden on Friday the 22nd of May wearing a pink tutu. We assure you that all slaps will be available there and then and ofcourse in full.

A Jelly Finger Cant Cut It?

23/02/2009

Apparently according to twitter a Jelly finger cant cut it in the coding world of today. Judging by the image I dont blame it.

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Static Classes 101

30/04/2009

Is wrapping your code in a staic class a cheap way of returning to the procedural programming paradigm?

<?php 
for ($i=0; $i<10; $i++)
{
	echo 'hello';
}
?>

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Carousel Logic in a Nutshell

23/02/2009

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CMS: Custom vs Bespoke

01/02/2009

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